Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!
Darla
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Buckwheat
Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
Uh Huh
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Alfalfa
We are he-man woman haters, We feed girls to alligators, Our clubhouse burned down mighty low, But we've got a plan to make some dough!
The Rascals
Quick, what's the number for 911?
Buckwheat
Any last words?
Butch
Yeah, uh! See ya!
Alfalfa
Why am I soaking wet?
Alfalfa
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Porky
If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
Mr. Welling
If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Stymie
We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Waldo
That explains why you're so refined!
Darla
Yeah, and so oily!
Alfalfa